I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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