I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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