I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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