she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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