Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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