The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You need a sexual gate keeper
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He? As in you personified your dick?
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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