3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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