But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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