just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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