Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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