your room smells of hookers.
And success
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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