he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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