She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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