Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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