i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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