Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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