Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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