Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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