VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just googled if crying burns calories
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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