On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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