apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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