Are we in a gay sports bar?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
