Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Even my vagina gasped.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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