going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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