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My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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