He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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