Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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