Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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