i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
