I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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