Your tits are I can't wait for
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
