HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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