You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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