Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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