Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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