dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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