Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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