I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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