Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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