Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just want to make out with him forever
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
