did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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