just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Can vaginas get frostbite?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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