Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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