I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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