"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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