you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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