The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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