ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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