***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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