her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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