And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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