what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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