How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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