idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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