...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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