u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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